This town sucks ass.
It’s being overridden by chavs.
Just now, a group of chavs bashed on my door and shouted “CHINESE!!”*, referring to my cousin. Who’s Filipino, not Chinese. If you’re gonna be a racist twat, at least get the race right, otherwise you just look silly.
One of his chav classmates must’ve spotted where he lives, and is now harassing him. They’ve done it three times now.
My plan is, next time they bash on the door, I’ll grab my camera & snap their faces to identify them. Then we have something to show the police/school.
It’s either that, or buy a sniper rifle.
Someone please get me away from here

*If I had a penny for every time I got called Chinese, I’d of been a very rich kid.
Listening to: Kate Nash – Merry Happy / Dan Le Sac – Thou Shalt Always Kill