Art Fart

All this new brain stimulus is giving me this uncontrollable urge to create something. Anything. I HAVE TO ART.

But every time I open up my moleskine, all that comes out is to-do lists And rambles about food.

I ramble about food a lot in my moleskine. It’s scary. It may be a food obsession… I’ve been writing down what I eat every day, just so I can look back and say to myself, “look! look at all that crap! stop it! now!”.

I’m buying a canvas and some paints ASAP And visit all the museums & galleries I can fit into a day for inspiration. God bless this bomb-filled city.

Listening to: Regina Spektor – On The Radio

Jan Pehechan-Ho

Cycling on the roads is scary as fuck. Why doesn’t somebody do something about all the potholes on the side of the road? They’re death traps.

And how the fuck are you supposed to turn right on a busy road? It’s impossible, nobody gives way for cyclists. It’s like being invisible.

Listening to: Lots of Bright Eyes.

Fuck yeah, we can live like this

Spain > U.K

That’s all I’ma say about the holiday.

Oh, and it’s a lot easier to get guns into the U.K than I’d ever imagined. I’d of thought that packing a BB gun (metal) in my luggage would cause a security threat or that they’d at least rip the bag open, but they didn’t even notice it in there. Doesn’t that just make you feel super-duper safe?

Now that I’m back at home, I feel lost. And confused. And hungry for a bacon sammich. Bacon sandwiches abroad are never the same.

Listening to: Jack’s Mannequin – Holiday From Real

Hello From Spain

I is bloggin´from the hotel at lloret de mar. many a chav making many a noise.

We´re flying back tonight ^_^

Urgh, this spanish keyboard is confusing. No me gusta.

Listening to: Cheesy spanish music

God is a Dickhead

If god really did create us, as those mad Christians believe, then I’d like a word with him/her/it about hay fever.

I mean, was it some kind of joke?!

“Hey, Jesus, guess what I’m going to do? I’m going to give these humans a great season called “summer” where it’s all nice and warm… but I’m going to make it unbearable for them to enjoy it!! Ahahaha!!!”

What a dickhead.

And if that weren’t enough, my beloved camera broke whilst I was searching for a tissue

Listening to: Kate Nash – A is for Asthma and Annoying