FUCK YEAH

I passed ADSC That’s the easy part, now for the basic training.

christ on a bike

Listening to: Tegan and Sara – Divided

Queen’s Bangin’ Birthday Bash

This was the first royal even I’ve been to. Tickets for Trooping the Colour sell out really fast, so we were lucky to get them last minute.

Of course it was all high security, so before you enter horse guard’s you go through a little heathrow style security checkpoint. Put the contents of your pockets into a little plastic baggie, put your belongings into a tray & walk through the arch. The police have a rummage through your bag. It’s always amusing when they get to my bag ( -> ) The police woman looked a bit baffled by all the pockets and compartments ^_^

Reminded me of the guy at Manila airport who had way too much fun going through my backpack.

The ceremony its self was flawless. It’s on BBC iPlayer

Watching: Seaside Rescue: Series 5 – Episode 10

burn motherfucker, burn

I have come up with a really cool way to eat healthy and loose weight.

Cook everything in the garden. Don’t use a modern kitchen. Make your fire without matches/lighter. Do it all old style. Hand drills, bow and drill, flint and steel. Chop up your wood for burning. Prepare your tinder.

This way, you’ll probably use up more calories making your dinner, than is actually contained in the dinner it’s self. No oil. And the wood makes it taste better.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you’re not just limited to BBQin’ dead animals. You can wrap veggies up in foil and bang them on aswell.

The only down side to this brilliant way of cooking, is that you end up smelling of fire all the time.

Listening to: Bloodhound Gang – The Roof is on Fire

zombies? np

Still to go in:

• shelter
• tool (light axe or summat)
• proper sleeping bag
• proper gloves
• proper knife
• knife sharpener/stone
• proper torch
• folding shovel
• water filter
• MRE’s
• small billy can
• pouches for the yoke

Listening to: Say Anything – Alive With the Glory of Love