burn motherfucker, burn

13 06 2008

BBQ

I have come up with a really cool way to eat healthy and loose weight.

Cook everything in the garden. Don’t use a modern kitchen. Make your fire without matches/lighter. Do it all old style. Hand drills, bow and drill, flint and steel. Chop up your wood for burning. Prepare your tinder.

This way, you’ll probably use up more calories making your dinner, than is actually contained in the dinner it’s self. No oil. And the wood makes it taste better.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you’re not just limited to BBQin’ dead animals. You can wrap veggies up in foil and bang them on aswell.

The only down side to this brilliant way of cooking, is that you end up smelling of fire all the time.

Listening to:
Bloodhound Gang – The Roof is on Fire


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4 responses

13 06 2008
Paul Capewell

That’s awesome.

Are you in London much tomorrow? There’s all manner of things to photograph and look at.

13 06 2008
slipstream

Yes, I am going to the queen’s blingin’ birthday party.

13 06 2008
Paul Capewell

Badass.

I didn’t get an invite (we had a fallin out) but I’m gonna shoot the planes.*

*note to MI5: not with a gun.

14 06 2008
Amit

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you’re not just limited to BBQin’ dead animals. You can wrap veggies up in foil and bang them on aswell.”

Awwwh, you remembered me!

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