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31 10 2009

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hydepark_walk

Couldn’t spend any longer on camp, so when I woke up I had a bacon sandwich and drove straight home. The roads were much clearer than they would’ve been had I driven home Friday night. There was one crash on the A40, which made me drive a bit slower the rest of the way. Not because of traffic, but because I didn’t want to end up facing the wrong way in the fast lane like that guy did.

Went for an awesome walk through Hyde Park. It lead to Oxford Street. Which, being payday, lead to my cashcard getting worn out.

There are too many nice things in Selfridges. I found a giant translucent spork. Don’t know why you’d need one, but I’m determined to find a use for it. I refrained from buying the titanium one. Starting to think I got it the wrong way around.

Listening to: Reel Big Fish – Slow Down





fed up

29 10 2009

Ok I’ve changed my mind. I don’t like staying indoors 24/7, it is boring. I’ve lost interest in video games, I’ve watched all the good movies I own and I’m starting to go a bit insane (see last post about buying a gun). My head hurts from looking at screens all day. My TV reception has disappeared. I just want to go out and go for a walk. Surely the fresh air would do me some good? I may sneak out later. After work. Someone may pop in to see how I am doing. It’d be bad if I wasn’t here.

My flu buddy has kinda lost interest. The cook house is bad enough – but when you have someone else going for you and the staff refuse to let you take away proper meals, the quality of food goes down a lot.

Getting a bit fed up with sharing a room. It’s not that I don’t like the person with whom I am sharing, it’s just that I’d rather have my own space. Having to worry about how loud you have your music/TV and how late/early it’s polite to have it on. I have headphones… but still.

mario

When I was bedded down, I was given a “fit to return” sheet that is “to be completed at the conclusion of seven days following a diagnosis by every patient with Flu like symptoms who has been certified unfit to work“. It has a list of flu symptoms, next to each of which is a “Yes/No”. Under that it says, “If the answer to any of the above questions is YES contact your medical centre for a further sick chit. This form must be returned to your practice once you are fit“.

at the conclusion of seven days following a diagnosis“… so on Monday? My sick chit was only for 5 days. What if we have work on Sunday? Which I think we do (ranges).
If the answer to any of the above questions is YES contact your medical centre for a further sick chit” … one of the symptoms is “runny nose”. Surely you can’t stay of work for a runny nose?

If the answers to all the above questions are NO this form needs to be handed to your CO as confirmation that you are fit to return to work“.

Seems a bit extreme.

All the procedures put in place for someone with swine flu seem a bit silly.

I want to go to London with a camera packed with a roll of B&W film, take photos and develop them in a dark room.

My mind is in a strange place atm.

Listening to: Amanda Palmer – Runs In The Family





strange urge

28 10 2009

to get back on a skateboard.

Bay66





bored yet?

28 10 2009

On her way out of the block this morning, a friend asked, “are you bored yet?”. “Yeah”, I replied. ‘Twas a total lie. I’m not bored. Not in the slightest. At work I get bored. Here, with the internet, magazines, television, books, video games, a hard drive full of movies, music and TV shows, how can I possibly get bored?

Last night I played Little Big Planet until 1am. I’ve not had the chance to play my PS3 much since I’ve bought it. Now I’m on a mission to make up for lost time. A friend brought round a copy of Halo 3: ODST this morning ^_^ Weee.

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I’ve mastered the art of cooking bacon in a microwave. ‘Cause I can’t leave the block to go get my george foreman out of my car.

My parents have opened a beauty salon in the Philippines. It’s next to a gun shop. The guy in the gun shop claims to be able to make any pistol you can find in the nearby mall for cheap. Don’t think I would trust some filipino in a workshop to make my pistol.

When/if I go there this christmas, I’m going to the mall to get a pistol. There’s two shops in the local mall that sell firearms. One of them even has it’s own firing range in the mall.

My uncle knows a guy who works at the local prison who says I can use the firing range there.

This christmas is gonna be explosive.

Listening to: The Weakerthans – Pamphleteer





ouch

27 10 2009

Spend such a long time in this army issue bed is doing my back in.

The showers in this block suck ass. all five upstairs are broken in some way. The baths have no locks on the doors. Bit unnerving in a block full of lesbians.

People aren’t allowed to smoke in the block anymore. Well they weren’t allowed to before, but everyone did anyway. Now they’re being given a smoking area outside. Yay.

Why do people type like this? I don’t understand.

I’m going to go watch Paranormal Activity now. Apparently it’s so scary that there’s a 76% chance you’ll shit yourself watching it. We’ll see.

Listening to: Eels – Ordinary Man